Its Zombies Calrk!

Had 3 dreams last night that i remember
1st was a vampire one i don't remember much
second one was a zombie invasion
i was chillin' with domo (my chocolate lab)
then for some reason i started thinking "zombies!?"
so i went off looking to see if the zombie stuff was real
because we lived in the middle of this national park or something that was about the pioneers n such
so suddenly theirs this burst of awesome smelling ... smell lol
cooking meat or something
which suddenly made me realize it was a dream
(i dunno aparently meat doesnt happen in dreams)
or maybe in a movie, you know .. not real
anyways somehow i knew that the smell was just a small peice of jerky,
about half a quarter,
and it just smelt like alot because it had been so long sense we had food
which now that i think about it didn't make sense because there was a ton of people there on vacation
and the park owners weren't telling anyone because they didn't want panic
so the just said it was "zombie week" and they were actors
and apparently everyone was just dumb
because when i realized where the smell was coming from
i ran the opposite way and down some street
passing this large group of people with the zombies mixed in
(and apparently zombies dont attack in a large group of people becaaauusse
... i dunno they just walked like zombies but squished into this pack of people,)
then the people were saying "oh what great actors" or "i love the special effects"
i was all rely? your that dumb? lol
then i ran to the end of the street
(by the way in almost all my dreams i have super running/jumping powers ... except when i cant move at all)
and saw this girl who i pretty much thought "she looks like the star of the movie i should stick with her"
then she started to walk into the pack of zombies and i was all "screw that"
and ran on the side that had no one there
which was the fence for the fort where the people were shooting the zombies with black powder rifles as "part of the act" of cores
(this is where i saw the zombie with the raccoon hat on lawl)
and i was all "shit imma get shot"
so i ran over to my family (which was not my family) consisting at that point of my dad, my mom(who didn't look like my mom but did have her hair) and Domo
and was all
"so i know you think the zombie thing is fake"
*looks aroud at all the zombies around*
"but they're real!"
and they believed me amazingly,
so we got up and one of the two zombies in the traditional Japanese kimonos
(that i saw when i was looking at the zombies)
was right on the other side of the bus bench we were sitting behind
so then we were running and i noticed blood dropping by Domo and i was all
"crap the sent is gonna attract zombies"
*right here i knew what was actually happening but im not gonna tell you =P *
so we got to our house witch looked nothing like my house but we went into the basement
(which looked just like mine ... except the floor was cleaner)
which is where my older brother who was not my brother
was complaining because of something to do with his girl friends but i never saw her.
but everytime i looked at my brother thoughts of "dumb ass" came to my mind o.O
so we were thinking about how to get out and my back pack is all packed
then i see the blood on the floor and *dun Dun DUUN!* its from my dads arm and im tellin' ya
as soon as you see blood during a zombie invasion
you dont care how it happended your just like "YOUR INFECTED!"
and im all "DAD!"
but not like "oh no my dad is dieing"
more like "how dare you not tell us ass hole"
it looked more like he had scraped his arm but all i was just thinking "infected infected infected" lol
then Domo starts to bark and im all "shut up"
cuz i thought the zombies would hear her
but instead a rescue worker heard and was all
"someone down there"
"YES there is"
and he comes down and is all blah blah im here to help n' what not
then a zombie starts walking down the stairs and its the first one in dawn of the dead
just in color instead of black and white =P
the rescue guy is all "oh no problem" and shoots it
but it still falls on me because i block it from falling on a girl that is apparently my sister but shes only there for enough time for me to save her from a zombie
and im all "you can shoot it anytime"
he puts his mouth around my arm
"i think its gonna bite me"
then it just hovers over my arm until the guy finally shoots it in the head
so then were all about to leave
but i couldn't look over the couch where i put my backpack,
it was all black and i kept getting really dizzy
then my mom is all "*insert dads name here* IM HAVING THE BABY WE NEED TO GO NOW!"
soo apparently shes preggo .. who knew?
then everyone just stands around for a bit... just cuz i guess
im trying to see into the black dizzyness and i turn around and everyone had left
EVEN DOMO!
and im all "crap i gotta catch up"
then i hear someone walking down the stairs and im all
"oh are they coming back for me?"
NO!
its two zombies that look exactly the same ( i blame plants vs zombies for that)
and im all
"crap ... oh i know, ill just poof outside cuz its a dream" ... right
so i snap my fingers open my eyes im out side for a split second then im back where i was in the basement but the zombies are back at the top of the stairs walking down
... aparently i get a re-try
so im all "oh ill just go trough the window ... naw ill just wake up"
so then i force my eyes open and tada! im awake
.. then i go back to sleep and have completely mixed up dream that has to do with camping, urban legends and some show on the science channel that i dont remember enough to type anyways

to all who actually read this all the way through
...
your awesome! <3