Good bye new fried

Well i was gettin a little creeped out by my German bastard so i blocked him
i apologize to you all who wanted more conversations
i have one but that will be the last
sad story i know
but he was following me on my penpal site and it was really creepy ^^;

here is the second and last conversation lol
enjoy


says:
im calling you
Me says:
my phones not ringing o.O
. says:
calling ysour name
Me says:
oh really now?
. says:
shall i leave you, love ?
. says:
when will you kill yourself ?
. says:
do you hear the bridge calling you at night sometimes ?
. says:
i do
. says:
you hear that too ?
. says:
i meant
Me says:
no... i dont talk to bridges ... computers ... but not bridges
. says:
you're still good in giving gblowjobs or what ?
. says:
i want to visit you at your royal house
. says:
give me your cell phone number
. says:
i wann ehar your voice
. says:
i'd be a visit yiou'll never forget
Me says:
im gonna stick to no lol
. says:
but i thought were almsot dating
. says:
so hows the shagging
Me says:
when did you decide this?
. says:
why u up late ?
. says:
whats the time over there ?
. says:
11pm ?
Me says:
sure
. says:
dont be cruel to me
im a lonely man
. says:
it hurts
. says:
by tthe way
. says:
you know how to tease a lonely man
. says:
i'll give you that
Me says:
i was un aware
Me says:
well imma block you now. that cool?
Me says:
yes?
Me says:
k bye

Spoild Rat Whore

EL OH EL!!

So i was going to show lydia how i have a bunch of random friends on messenger because i just accept them
For the most part they never talk to me and if i dont like them when they do i can always block them
so as i logged on another one added me
so i just clicked accept
little did i know how awesome of a choice that would be XD
as i went to close the messenger
a window popped up
it was the person i just added
we had a long ...
er....
meaning full and heart felt conversation XD!


So here is the conversation
..
WITH COMETARY =D
lawl

X= ME X= random person X=my comentary

. says:
hm ja genau
when this poped up i just figured it was one of my pen pals
. says:
joa fühlst dich cool ne
Me says:
.. uh what? lol
. says:
JOA genau
oh well now that its CAPITALIZED obviously i should understand
. says:
hey spoiled whore
<--- XDD off to a great start no?
Me says:
oh okay
Me says:
lol
. says:
i head those women who were black are going to face a horrbile fate
XD WTF?!
. says:
what does your lips smell like
i was trying to think of an awesome answer but i was too late ^^;
. says:
by the way
. says:
i'd love to bite them so hard so i can suck the oozing blood
lawl
. says:
answer me big rat
well your just full of compliments today arent you
Me says:
no im good
. says:
o im fine
uh ... i didnt ask ... but awesome lol
. says:
im good too
Me says:
...oh....kay
Me says:
good o.O
. says:
halt deine blöde schnauze
oh great german again -___-; oh wait he translated it i think
. says:
do you think we can melt in each other
hm... maybe he shoulda left it in german
Me says:
prolly not
Me says:
nope
Me says:
cant\
<-lol too cool to correct my typos
Me says:
impossible
. says:
joa joa your mother
wait ... i thought "joa" meant spoiled whore o.O ... "spoiled whore spoiled whore your mother!" lol what
Me says:
you would
. says:
haps
. says:
yeah yeah i would
orly naio?
. says:
will
apparently ... its gonna happen
. says:
hehe ha ha
. says:
chat
. says:
chatting
Me says:
yuss we are
. says:
hey im bored of you
... sorry? o.O
Me says:
ok bai
. says:
i will block you
oh no this "charming gentleman doesnt want to talk to me whatever will i do lol
Me says:
k bai
. says:
go to hell bitch
wait .. im confused on what i did wrong
Me says:
i just might
. says:
talk german
. says:
speak
Me says:
i dont know how to spell ... or speak german
i really dont
Me says:
radda radda
rock monster is close enough to german right? XD
. says:
you are spanish
Me says:
no
. says:
you are
oh well if you say so it must be true
Me says:
si
. says:
grande
Me says:
yo ablos muchos espanol
Me says:
ciete
erm ... thats supposed to be shut up in spanish but i dunno how to spell it
. says:
viva los tioz
<-- some song by a german band called Böhse Onkelz
Me says:
no
. says:
why are you spoiled ?
uh .. i dunno you said it
Me says:
i .. am not
Me says:
why do you say i am
Me says:
?
. says:
because my and the kinder we have she had
oh ... well that just clears everything up ....
. says:
you know the scheissenpeople you think
erm ... what
Me says:
no
. says:
she the apple i will punch you
she the apple?! well then obviously i need to be punished
. says:
till your mother has a sex
she doesn't have a sex? i thought she was a girl ... o.O
Me says:
oh no
Me says:
le gasp
after this was a long pause of nothing
Me says:
your done talking now?
. says:
can we say goodbye
.. uh no i demand you talk?
. says:
?
Me says:
yes
Me says:
i did once but we can do it again
<--i really did, remember?
. says:
bye
Me says:
bye
they logged off for about three minutes then got back on
. says:
you're there or where
well im not there so i must be...
Me says:
where
. says:
i misss your shallloww presence, rat
your so ... sweet ...
. says:
stick to your native tongue and leave germany
what? i never even attempted german or went to germany
. says:
fucking foreign whore
uh .. mah bad
Me says:
but ... im not in germany
. says:
i will give you germany
so apparently if you let them call you a whore and a rat they will give you a country. . . seems fair to me =P
. says:
wehn we are
when we are what? are what?! <(that question is never answered)
Me says:
your giving me germany? okay awesome? thanks
. says:
do you think we can melt in each other
this sounds familiar
Me says:
i already told you no
Me says:
its impossible'
Me says:
ill check again
Me says:
....
Me says:
....
Me says:
nope still cant
. says:
my ass stinks
important news update! XD
Me says:
i would imagine
. says:
i farted one time when i was 9 years old
wow thats nice control
Me says:
only that once?
. says:
do you like me to draw your eyes ?
uh ... what?
Me says:
uh ... posible'
Me says:
?
then i left to drop off lydia when i came back they had left this and were gone ...
. says:
how is it shagging




And it was pretty much worth it cant wait to talk to them again XD
by the way help me think of a name for them, they could be my mascot XP