Kiss My Sass

Its Zombies Calrk!

2010-01-28T14:20:00.002-07:00

Had 3 dreams last night that i remember
1st was a vampire one i don't remember much
second one was a zombie invasion
i was chillin' with domo (my chocolate lab)
then for some reason i started thinking "zombies!?"
so i went off looking to see if the zombie stuff was real
because we lived in the middle of this national park or something that was about the pioneers n such
so suddenly theirs this burst of awesome smelling ... smell lol
cooking meat or something
which suddenly made me realize it was a dream
(i dunno aparently meat doesnt happen in dreams)
or maybe in a movie, you know .. not real
anyways somehow i knew that the smell was just a small peice of jerky,
about half a quarter,
and it just smelt like alot because it had been so long sense we had food
which now that i think about it didn't make sense because there was a ton of people there on vacation
and the park owners weren't telling anyone because they didn't want panic
so the just said it was "zombie week" and they were actors
and apparently everyone was just dumb
because when i realized where the smell was coming from
i ran the opposite way and down some street
passing this large group of people with the zombies mixed in
(and apparently zombies dont attack in a large group of people becaaauusse
... i dunno they just walked like zombies but squished into this pack of people,)
then the people were saying "oh what great actors" or "i love the special effects"
i was all rely? your that dumb? lol
then i ran to the end of the street
(by the way in almost all my dreams i have super running/jumping powers ... except when i cant move at all)
and saw this girl who i pretty much thought "she looks like the star of the movie i should stick with her"
then she started to walk into the pack of zombies and i was all "screw that"
and ran on the side that had no one there
which was the fence for the fort where the people were shooting the zombies with black powder rifles as "part of the act" of cores
(this is where i saw the zombie with the raccoon hat on lawl)
and i was all "shit imma get shot"
so i ran over to my family (which was not my family) consisting at that point of my dad, my mom(who didn't look like my mom but did have her hair) and Domo
and was all
"so i know you think the zombie thing is fake"
*looks aroud at all the zombies around*
"but they're real!"
and they believed me amazingly,
so we got up and one of the two zombies in the traditional Japanese kimonos
(that i saw when i was looking at the zombies)
was right on the other side of the bus bench we were sitting behind
so then we were running and i noticed blood dropping by Domo and i was all
"crap the sent is gonna attract zombies"
*right here i knew what was actually happening but im not gonna tell you =P *
so we got to our house witch looked nothing like my house but we went into the basement
(which looked just like mine ... except the floor was cleaner)
which is where my older brother who was not my brother
was complaining because of something to do with his girl friends but i never saw her.
but everytime i looked at my brother thoughts of "dumb ass" came to my mind o.O
so we were thinking about how to get out and my back pack is all packed
then i see the blood on the floor and *dun Dun DUUN!* its from my dads arm and im tellin' ya
as soon as you see blood during a zombie invasion
you dont care how it happended your just like "YOUR INFECTED!"
and im all "DAD!"
but not like "oh no my dad is dieing"
more like "how dare you not tell us ass hole"
it looked more like he had scraped his arm but all i was just thinking "infected infected infected" lol
then Domo starts to bark and im all "shut up"
cuz i thought the zombies would hear her
but instead a rescue worker heard and was all
"someone down there"
"YES there is"
and he comes down and is all blah blah im here to help n' what not
then a zombie starts walking down the stairs and its the first one in dawn of the dead
just in color instead of black and white =P
the rescue guy is all "oh no problem" and shoots it
but it still falls on me because i block it from falling on a girl that is apparently my sister but shes only there for enough time for me to save her from a zombie
and im all "you can shoot it anytime"
he puts his mouth around my arm
"i think its gonna bite me"
then it just hovers over my arm until the guy finally shoots it in the head
so then were all about to leave
but i couldn't look over the couch where i put my backpack,
it was all black and i kept getting really dizzy
then my mom is all "*insert dads name here* IM HAVING THE BABY WE NEED TO GO NOW!"
soo apparently shes preggo .. who knew?
then everyone just stands around for a bit... just cuz i guess
im trying to see into the black dizzyness and i turn around and everyone had left
EVEN DOMO!
and im all "crap i gotta catch up"
then i hear someone walking down the stairs and im all
"oh are they coming back for me?"
NO!
its two zombies that look exactly the same ( i blame plants vs zombies for that)
and im all
"crap ... oh i know, ill just poof outside cuz its a dream" ... right
so i snap my fingers open my eyes im out side for a split second then im back where i was in the basement but the zombies are back at the top of the stairs walking down
... aparently i get a re-try
so im all "oh ill just go trough the window ... naw ill just wake up"
so then i force my eyes open and tada! im awake
.. then i go back to sleep and have completely mixed up dream that has to do with camping, urban legends and some show on the science channel that i dont remember enough to type anyways

to all who actually read this all the way through
...
your awesome! <3

lawlz srry

2009-08-18T20:06:00.002-06:00

I know i know i know
for this short of a blog i have alot about cobra starship ... but its my blog goddamnit! lolol j/k j/k
anyways if you don't care its not like im forcing you to read them or watch the videos
...
if reading that hasn't made you guess whats happening next lol
you might be hopeless =P

(no its still not my concert blog =P)

Cobra Starship - MTV Shows

I love them even more! <3

2009-08-14T22:58:00.005-06:00

So as you know im a little obsessed with Cobra Starship

not like OMGOMGOMGMARRIEMEIWANTYOBABEHS like most of their fans

but still like *insert retarded YEHY here* ya know?
but even though i only like 3 or 4 songs from Hot Mess this video makes up for the rest XD

P.S. i will get to putting a blog up about the concert =P

Good bye new fried

2009-07-09T22:59:00.002-06:00

Well i was gettin a little creeped out by my German bastard so i blocked him
i apologize to you all who wanted more conversations
i have one but that will be the last
sad story i know
but he was following me on my penpal site and it was really creepy ^^;

here is the second and last conversation lol
enjoy

says:
im calling you
Me says:
my phones not ringing o.O
. says:
calling ysour name
Me says:
oh really now?
. says:
shall i leave you, love ?
. says:
when will you kill yourself ?
. says:
do you hear the bridge calling you at night sometimes ?
. says:
i do
. says:
you hear that too ?
. says:
i meant
Me says:
no... i dont talk to bridges ... computers ... but not bridges
. says:
you're still good in giving gblowjobs or what ?
. says:
i want to visit you at your royal house
. says:
give me your cell phone number
. says:
i wann ehar your voice
. says:
i'd be a visit yiou'll never forget
Me says:
im gonna stick to no lol
. says:
but i thought were almsot dating
. says:
so hows the shagging
Me says:
when did you decide this?
. says:
why u up late ?
. says:
whats the time over there ?
. says:
11pm ?
Me says:
sure
. says:
dont be cruel to me
im a lonely man
. says:
it hurts
. says:
by tthe way
. says:
you know how to tease a lonely man
. says:
i'll give you that
Me says:
i was un aware
Me says:
well imma block you now. that cool?
Me says:
yes?
Me says:
k bye

Spoild Rat Whore

2009-07-08T00:52:00.005-06:00

EL OH EL!!

So i was going to show lydia how i have a bunch of random friends on messenger because i just accept them
For the most part they never talk to me and if i dont like them when they do i can always block them
so as i logged on another one added me
so i just clicked accept
little did i know how awesome of a choice that would be XD
as i went to close the messenger
a window popped up
it was the person i just added
we had a long ...
er....
meaning full and heart felt conversation XD!

So here is the conversation
..
WITH COMETARY =D
lawl

X= ME X= random person X=my comentary

. says:
hm ja genau
when this poped up i just figured it was one of my pen pals
. says:
joa fühlst dich cool ne
Me says:
.. uh what? lol
. says:
JOA genau
oh well now that its CAPITALIZED obviously i should understand
. says:
hey spoiled whore
<--- XDD off to a great start no?
Me says:
oh okay
Me says:
lol
. says:
i head those women who were black are going to face a horrbile fate
XD WTF?!
. says:
what does your lips smell like
i was trying to think of an awesome answer but i was too late ^^;
. says:
by the way
. says:
i'd love to bite them so hard so i can suck the oozing blood
lawl
. says:
answer me big rat
well your just full of compliments today arent you
Me says:
no im good
. says:
o im fine
uh ... i didnt ask ... but awesome lol
. says:
im good too
Me says:
...oh....kay
Me says:
good o.O
. says:
halt deine blöde schnauze
oh great german again -___-; oh wait he translated it i think
. says:
do you think we can melt in each other
hm... maybe he shoulda left it in german
Me says:
prolly not
Me says:
nope
Me says:
cant\
<-lol too cool to correct my typos
Me says:
impossible
. says:
joa joa your mother
wait ... i thought "joa" meant spoiled whore o.O ... "spoiled whore spoiled whore your mother!" lol what
Me says:
you would
. says:
haps
. says:
yeah yeah i would
orly naio?
. says:
will
apparently ... its gonna happen
. says:
hehe ha ha
. says:
chat
. says:
chatting
Me says:
yuss we are
. says:
hey im bored of you
... sorry? o.O
Me says:
ok bai
. says:
i will block you
oh no this "charming gentleman doesnt want to talk to me whatever will i do lol
Me says:
k bai
. says:
go to hell bitch
wait .. im confused on what i did wrong
Me says:
i just might
. says:
talk german
. says:
speak
Me says:
i dont know how to spell ... or speak german
i really dont
Me says:
radda radda
rock monster is close enough to german right? XD
. says:
you are spanish
Me says:
no
. says:
you are
oh well if you say so it must be true
Me says:
si
. says:
grande
Me says:
yo ablos muchos espanol
Me says:
ciete
erm ... thats supposed to be shut up in spanish but i dunno how to spell it
. says:
viva los tioz
<-- some song by a german band called Böhse Onkelz
Me says:
no
. says:
why are you spoiled ?
uh .. i dunno you said it
Me says:
i .. am not
Me says:
why do you say i am
Me says:
?
. says:
because my and the kinder we have she had
oh ... well that just clears everything up ....
. says:
you know the scheissenpeople you think
erm ... what
Me says:
no
. says:
she the apple i will punch you
she the apple?! well then obviously i need to be punished
. says:
till your mother has a sex
she doesn't have a sex? i thought she was a girl ... o.O
Me says:
oh no
Me says:
le gasp
after this was a long pause of nothing
Me says:
your done talking now?
. says:
can we say goodbye
.. uh no i demand you talk?
. says:
?
Me says:
yes
Me says:
i did once but we can do it again
<--i really did, remember?
. says:
bye
Me says:
bye
they logged off for about three minutes then got back on
. says:
you're there or where
well im not there so i must be...
Me says:
where
. says:
i misss your shallloww presence, rat
your so ... sweet ...
. says:
stick to your native tongue and leave germany
what? i never even attempted german or went to germany
. says:
fucking foreign whore
uh .. mah bad
Me says:
but ... im not in germany
. says:
i will give you germany
so apparently if you let them call you a whore and a rat they will give you a country. . . seems fair to me =P
. says:
wehn we are
when we are what? are what?! <(that question is never answered)
Me says:
your giving me germany? okay awesome? thanks
. says:
do you think we can melt in each other
this sounds familiar
Me says:
i already told you no
Me says:
its impossible'
Me says:
ill check again
Me says:
....
Me says:
....
Me says:
nope still cant
. says:
my ass stinks
important news update! XD
Me says:
i would imagine
. says:
i farted one time when i was 9 years old
wow thats nice control
Me says:
only that once?
. says:
do you like me to draw your eyes ?
uh ... what?
Me says:
uh ... posible'
Me says:
?
then i left to drop off lydia when i came back they had left this and were gone ...
. says:
how is it shagging

And it was pretty much worth it cant wait to talk to them again XD
by the way help me think of a name for them, they could be my mascot XP

Fat kids cant start fires

2009-04-16T20:45:00.010-06:00

WARNING
if your TFCD be aware its llong
and full of complaining
i just posted cuz i felt bad because this was all empty
and this is one of the tings that happend that i keep thinking about

SSSoooooo
pretty much.. i love music
but i cant stand for long periods of time, and heat makes it worse
(longs story tell ya another time)
so im not too good at concerts
to got to an actual concert and not like the big ass show
i have to really like the band
there have only been two bands that important
Ludo, and Cobra Starship
well actually i have been to a my chemical romance concert ...
anyways
so pretty much i was so depressed when i found out that i missed cobra coming to Utah the first time
eventually the were coming again
I was so excited!
I saved up money and planned that day all around the concert

The day before
---
i was so excited i couldn't show it
i dont know if you know what im talking about
but when something so awesome happens you don't even know how to act as excited as you are
the day before was Easter, it was ok but not the best, what made it great was knowing the net day i got to go

The day of the concert
-----
I go toget my phone fixed and the place is forever away and my AC is broken
we finaly get there ...... and its closed -_______-
drive back home getting HELLAH lost
and its soooo hot eventualy get home

so remember I'm going to this concert just for Cobra Starship .. and a little for metro station
the ticket was $36 not too much but more than ive ever payed
James texts me
James:"hey you don't have to give me a ride"
Me:"psh fine lol j/k"
James:"im not going"
(me irl O.O)
Me:"uh...what?"
James:"i don't feel good so im not going"
(me irl "WHAT?! you wait until the last day?! you better be on your f*ckin death bed!")
Me: "oh sad, who you givin your ticket to?"
James:"I dunno who ever can give me $36"
(Me irl XDD lolol rofl day of?! HAHAHA
Me: "lol good luck"
James: "yeah"

=_____________________=

concerts are not fun alone
and mah mums like
"alone? no"
so im frantically trying to find someone to go
worst case scenario, i would go anyways
i ask Dana buuut her phone refuses any texts from me unless the say "take that as a no" some where in them XD
no rlly
and Lydia only has $5
im freaking out on my innerds
out side i just don't look as happy as i usaly did
Zacy noticed, somehow she always does XD
so her and rick just kept encouraging me to smile
eventually its an hour before the concert and i ask jams "so who you gonna give it to if you dont get the money by 5:30 because after that theres no hope" (concert starts at 6:00)
he decides on Kaitlyn
at first im all "yes finally"
then i remember
Kaitlyn likes moshpits and moving through the crowd trying to get to the front (as most people do, i don't blame her for it XD)
but i cant so i prefer to just chill in the back for the most part (though i will get close once in a while) and dance with friends
so then im all
crap im gonna be alone anyways
then Dana gets the text that says "guess thats a no lol oh well talk to ya later"
Dana "wait what"
so then shes like "omg i wanna"
but she lost her money
so we decide that shell pay 5 then ill pay five so james will at least get some money
i call James and hes already told Kaitlyn she gets the ticket
shit
Phil, The life saver, gives Dana $25
im like "whatever ill pay 10 its cool
some how she convinces Whitty to go
sa-weet now i have 3 friends instead on ... none!
so i don't completely understand why they were late but i was like
whatever Cobra is a mainish band it will third if not second to last to play
we get there pay and all that fun stuff,
move towards the front
get bored go to the back and dance
get too cool and move to the middle of the crowd where we meet a random lesbian and all that junk
we talk, make a ticket stub a party blah blah blah
eventually i get to where i feel like imma pass out Dana an whitty offer their boobs as cushioning if i fall but i told them the would be the equivalent of falling out of a tree ... into quicksand
"At least keep yor self up for Cobra"
kay i will try my hardest! *determined face
Lesbian" "wait how long have you guys been here?"
Dana:"about ten minutes"
Lesbian:"oh really?. cuz you missed Cobra Starship, they were second to play"
Me O.O
Dana:"srsly?"
Lesbian:"yeah they were awesome"

O______________________________________O * / eye twitch *

kay my face, imagine the shows where the person feels dumb for being suspicious of their gf/bf and runs over to ask them to marrie them just to slam the door open, smiling super big and then seeing them dead
thats my best explanation of the expression
for the most part no matter how i feel i can keep a smile or at least not seem like my world just broke because i hate to bring a good mood down
I kept trying but i just couldn't even act very happy
i felt sooo bad for being like that =(
eventually Dana decided to take me outside
where we had some fun making a garnier fructice comercial
n stuff the i decided i could at least look at the merch
and i got a shirt that sys cobra starship and has a gameboy with a heart -^^-
Kaitlyn was awesome and lent me $5 because i didn't have enough =D
we went back outside and i realized ... i spent $71 for a shirt
the shirt its self was 25 but add the 36 for the ticket for someone i didn't get to see and the 10 so i could bring a friend and there ya go
sooo... i rolled down the hill to make my self eel better XD
worked a little
fall out boy started and i didn't wanna leave kait so whit and Dana went to listen and i sat outside with her
eventually i had to go pee
OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD I HAD TO GO PEE!!
we walk in im spacing and Kaitlyn's all "Its Gabe Saporta!!"
YAY!
we get in line and i explain that i was sad because i dint think they would be signing so i didn't bring my record and that i missed them singing )Kaitlyn adding in that they were the only reason i came)
we were sad together for a sec and took a pic,

Then i said we needed a happier pic so we posed ... and he fell, his body guard guy had to catch him XD

<---falling Gabe

<-- body guard guy lawl

he gave me another hug and it made me feel a little better
I had this urge to ask him if him and the rest wanted to go to laser tag
and i was tempted XD but deciding that them being in a band and all ... they were probably a little too busy, and probably didn't want to hang out with some random girl and her friends at laser tag in Utah ^^;;;
I was also gonna tell him to sing something sense i didn't get to hear it buuut the girls behind me looked like they might kill me and again .. the whole demanding thing from random people is something i am bad at
so i decided against it left and went to the bathroom
Dana and whitty came back out side and we hung out there for quite a while
and then
the E-tard XDD
omg he stumbles over and almost lights kait on fire like 7 timesXD
we tell him not to light things on fire and he goes off about something about skinny kids can light things on fire but fat kids cant XDD
then he saw the lightbulb i was pretending was a camp fire
(keep in mind ive been a sarcastic bitch to this guy the whole time)
"WOA!! WHAT IS THAT?!"
"that ... is a light, now say it with me LIIIIGGHHHT"
"You ... are . the biggest fucking bitch, .. what was your name agin"
(XD)
"BFB Biggest Fucking Bitch"
eventually he goes on mumbling about something then says something about us all trading e-mails
Dana: "Kay write this down, W-W-W dot Your Fucked Up"
XDD best thing ever, we made him go away by telling him if he didn't hurry the beer would be gone
we hung out some more then went to my house and had some drinks until my mom sent everyone home
*sigh*
thanks to everyone for making it as fun as it could be
sorry if i was a downer =______=

the next day the phone i went to get fixed ... gets shut in my car door
...
go
me

oh yeah here's a pic i got of the sunset during the concert

First Post

2009-02-06T23:29:00.001-07:00

Im Katrina
and when I grow up, I wanna be a raptor!

wwwwrrreeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!